imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon teaching you how to kiss

(Source: imagineyouricon, via orgasm)

rumour:

has it

(via pizza)

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

(via cumfort)

vast-sea:

the sexual tension between you and anyone your age on public transport 

(via thefuuuucomics)

I’m writing my essay on cyber-bullying right now

and there was this article that said “anon hate hurts us because when we read it, we don’t hear the attacker’s voice, we hear our own”

and that’s a really good observation.

(Source: foriamsincerity, via covocal)

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

(via psychotic-teens)

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper

wtf I just made that post

oh wait that is my post

I havent slept in 2 days

(via pagingme)

laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

(Source: allantruong, via pizza)